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a gay man who whines like a baby, cusses like a sailor, and loses his mind when his boyfriend leaves him for someone else.

'I’m never going to speak to you again!' he screamed, tears streaming down his face as he threw his phone at the wall.

'You think you’re better than me? I’ll ruin your life!' he texted his ex at 2 a. m.

He cried in the bathroom at work, muttering, 'He didn’t even say goodbye.'

a man who’s half gay, half mad, and fully dramatic when his boyfriend dumps him.

He posted a 10-minute video on TikTok about how his ex was a 'total f***ing disaster.'

He showed up at his ex’s house with a cake that said, 'You broke my heart!' and a bag of chips.

He called his mom and cried, 'He didn’t even love me!' and then hung up on her.

a gay man who screams, cusses, and turns into a f***ing mess when his boyfriend dumps him.

He texted his ex, 'You’re a complete disaster! I’ll never be happy again!' and then immediately texted his best friend, 'I need ice cream.'

He sat in his car and cried for an hour after his ex left him for someone else.

He yelled at his cat, 'You don’t even understand what I’m going through!' and then took a nap.