Gaemo

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A fake gay man who acts like he's sad and dramatic but really just likes to brag about all the hot girls he's cheating with.

I’m so sad I cried when I got rejected by my 7th ex. But then I went out and got a new one. #sadbutstillbanging

My sob story is just a cover for my cheating. You know I’m still with that hot barista from the coffee shop.

I’m not emo. I’m just stressed about my 12th fling this week.

A gay man who thinks he's deep and dramatic but just likes to brag about his hookups and complain about everyone else.

I’m not sad. I’m just mad my ex didn’t text me back. And I’m still seeing my new guy.

My life is a series of failed relationships and bad decisions. And a lot of hot guys.

I cry every day. But I also have 10 new flings. Life is hard.

A gay guy who’s all sad and emo, but still can’t stop talking about the girls he’s cheating with.

My heart is broken. But I’m still seeing my new guy. And my ex. And my neighbor.

I’ve got a broken heart and a broken promise. And a broken coffee cup from my 8th fling.

I cry in the bathroom. Then I go out and cheat again. It’s a cycle.

A gay man who’s moody and dramatic, but still loves to brag about all the hot girls he’s banging.

I’m moodier than my ex. And I’m still with my new guy. And my neighbor’s guy.

I cry at night. Then I go out and bang someone else. It’s a habit.

I’m the saddest man alive. But I’ve got a new fling. And a new ex.

A gay man who’s got more sadness than a dog and more flings than a superhero.

I’m sad, bro. But I’ve got 10 new flings. And a broken heart.

I cry every day. But I’ve got a new guy. And my old guy. And my neighbor’s guy.

My life is a series of heartbreaks and hookups. It’s a mess.

A gay man who acts like he’s heartbroken, but he’s just got more flings than a kid at a candy store.

I’ve got more flings than I’ve got problems. And my heart is still broken.

I cry in the bathroom. Then I go out and flirt with my new guy. Again.

I’m not sad. I’m just busy with my 12th fling this week.