gaely

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gaely is a walking disaster who can't pick a side or a snack and thinks everyone's a saint, even when they're being a total idiot. she'll let you get run over by a bus just to save your feelings.

'I don't know if I want pizza or wings, but I know I can't let you fail your test.'

'He broke up with me, but I still think he's perfect. I'll wait 10 years for him.'

'I can't choose between crying and eating a whole cake. Both are valid options.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

gaely is like a confused puppy who thinks everyone's their best friend and will never admit they're wrong. she'll let you get stabbed just to keep your dignity intact.

'You said you hated me, but I still believe you love me. I'll wait here forever.'

'I failed my math test, but I know I'll pass next time. You should too.'

'I'm choosing to ignore the fact that you just insulted me. We're still friends.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

gaely is the kind of person who can't make a decision without crying and still thinks she's the most important person in the universe. she'll let you get hit by a train just to keep you happy.

'I can't pick between crying and laughing. Both are equally dramatic.'

'You said you were going to leave me, but I know you still love me. I'll wait here until you come back.'

'I failed my test, but I know I'll be perfect next time. You'll be perfect too.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

gaely is like a broken toaster who can't decide between burning your toast or leaving it cold, but still thinks she's the best at everything. she'll let you get run over by a truck just to keep you from feeling sad.

'I don't know if I want to cry or eat a whole cake. Both are valid choices.'

'He said he never loved me, but I know he still does. I'll wait here for 10 more years.'

'I failed my test, but I still believe I'm perfect. You're perfect too.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

gaely is the kind of person who can't make a choice without getting a full-blown meltdown, but still thinks she's the most important person in the world. she'll let you get eaten by a bear just to keep your self-esteem up.

'I don't know if I want to laugh or cry. Both are valid options.'

'He said he hated me, but I know he still loves me. I'll wait until he changes his mind.'

'I failed my test, but I know I'll pass next time. You'll pass next time too.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago