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A guy whose cock is so big it makes the whole world look small.
He walked into the bathroom and the toilet cried.
I saw him in a crowd and the crowd screamed.
His cock is so big it has its own zip code.
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A man whose cock is so huge it could be a football team.
He took one look at him and fainted.
He's like a cock superhero.
He could run a marathon with that thing.
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A guy who has a cock so big it could be a new planet.
He walked in and the universe exploded.
His cock is so big it has its own gravity.
He could start a war with that cock.
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A man whose cock is so big it could be a new religion.
People pray to him now.
He's got a following.
They built a temple around his cock.
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A guy whose cock is so big it could be a monster.
He came in and the whole room ran away.
He's like a cock beast.
He scared the entire city.
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A man whose cock is so big it could be a new sport.
They invented a game around it.
People bet money on it.
It's the most popular sport now.