Gaelic hickey

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When a lout from the Emerald Isle slams your windpipe like it owes them money.

My cousin's Gaelic hickey left me coughing for a week. He said it was a family tradition.

At the pub, the guy next to me got a Gaelic hickey from a drunk Irishman. He looked like a fish out of water.

My teacher gave me a Gaelic hickey for not doing my homework. I still haven’t forgiven her.

When a Celtic brute grabs your neck and shakes you like a ragdoll for no reason.

My brother got a Gaelic hickey at the football game. He said it was 'for being a wimp.'

The barman gave me a Gaelic hickey because I spilled my pint. I still have a bruise.

My friend's dog got a Gaelic hickey from my uncle. The dog ran out of the room crying.

When someone with a thick Irish accent grabs your throat and says 'you're not worth the breath.'

My mom gave me a Gaelic hickey for eating the last of the cake. I lost my voice for two days.

At the funeral, my uncle gave me a Gaelic hickey for laughing at the eulogy. I cried like a baby.

My neighbor got a Gaelic hickey for not mowing his lawn. He's been grumpy ever since.