Gaelic coffee

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It’s like an Irish coffee but with blended Scotch whisky instead of Irish whiskey. It’s like a drunk Irishman tried to make coffee and failed, then blamed the whisky.
My cousin ordered this and it tasted like a bar fight in a cup.
I tried it and it made my brain feel like it was on fire.
This coffee is the reason I don’t talk to my uncle anymore.
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It’s when you pour coffee into a glass and then add Scotch like it’s a crime scene. You might as well throw a cigarette in there and call it a day.
I drank this and my stomach felt like it had been kicked by a horse.
This is what happens when you mix coffee and a hangover.
My friend turned this into a lifestyle.
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It’s the worst coffee you’ve ever had, but you keep drinking it because you’re too cheap to buy anything else.
I’m paying for this with my soul and my last dollar.
This coffee is so bad, it’s basically a curse.
I drank this and now I hate Mondays.
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