gaelchud

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A clueless Irish kid who thinks he's tough because he wears a stupid shirt and shouts nonsense about being a patriot

"I’m not a traitor, I’m a patriot!", said by a kid who can’t even spell 'patriot.'

He tried to join the army and got kicked out for talking too much.

He thinks the whole world is against him because his Facebook has 3 likes.

An Irish twerp who thinks he’s a legend because he saw a far-right meme once and now he’s got a tattoo that says 'I hate everyone.'

He got into a fight at the pub because someone said 'meme' wrong.

He tried to explain his tattoo to his grandpa and grandpa fell asleep.

He thinks he’s a rebel but he still buys his beer from the same shop every day.

A young Irish idiot who thinks he’s a warrior because he wears a silly hat and yells at people online

He once yelled at a chicken for not respecting his far-right ideals.

He tried to start a war with his neighbor over the color of their fences.

He still thinks he’s cool because he has 7 followers on Twitter.