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A man who thinks women are clueless and needs to be yelled at to get the message.
He asked her out three times and still didn't get it when she said no.
He tried to flirt with her while she was on the phone.
He kept texting her during class and got sent to the principal's office.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A nerdy twerp with a long scarf and a life devoted to tea, Doctor Who, and bananas.
He wore his scarf to the grocery store and tried to explain how bananas grow.
He quoted Richard Hammond during lunch and got laughed at.
He turned his tea into a science experiment and spilled it on his shirt.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who's cute and cool but gets confused when girls like him.
He asked the girl out, then got confused when she asked him to the dance.
He tried to be friends with three girls at once and failed.
He thought he was being flirted with when the girl just said hi.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who's nice but will take you to the edge of sanity if you mess with him.
He gave you a ride home, then drove you to the mall just to prove a point.
He helped you with your homework and then told you he was going to fail you.
He took your lunch money and then offered to give it back if you begged.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A middle-aged man who sneaks around conventions and thinks wearing a dress is a good way to get laid.
He followed a girl from the anime booth to the food court and asked her out.
He wore a dress and tried to act like it was normal.
He started a roleplay with a girl and didn't stop until the end of the convention.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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1. A guy's guy. 2. A cheap drunk. 3. A G-unit. 4. A god. 5. A guy who hits the G-spot 0.1% of the time. 6. A vengeful man. 7. White and nerdy. 8. A racist.
He called the bar a 'G-unit' and got kicked out.
He said he was 'godlike' and then tripped over a chair.
He called the black guy a 'racist' and got a punch in the face.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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