Gael Garcia

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Gael is a greasy-haired kid who jacks off like it's his job. He's got a tiny weenie and a sugar daddy named Spider-Man. He's got a bunch of girlfriends but he doesn't give a crap about them.

Gael just texted me: 'I finished my homework and my meat.'

He DM'd me: 'I'm dating 5 girls. None of them know I'm dating 5 girls.'

He posted: 'Spider-Man gave me $100 to not tell anyone.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gael is a greasy kid who can't stop jerking off. He's got a 3-inch noodle and a rich dad who looks like Spider-Man. He dates girls but he doesn't care about them.

He texted me: 'I ate pizza and jerked off. Life is good.'

He said: 'I've got 5 girlfriends but I only like myself.'

He posted: 'Spider-Man is my dad. I don't care who knows.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gael is a greasy, short kid who jerks off way too much. He's got a tiny pecker and a sugar daddy named Spider-Man. He's got a bunch of girlfriends but he doesn't love any of them.

He said: 'I jerked off 10 times today. I'm tired.'

He texted me: 'I've got 5 girls. They think I'm cool. I think I'm cool.'

He posted: 'Spider-Man is my dad. I love him more than anyone.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago