gael

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The only person who matters to me. The person I love more than my mom, my dog, and my last pizza. Without them, I’d be dead.
You’re my life, Gael. Without you, I’d be a sad, pizza-less ghost.
Gael is my everything. My mom is just my everything on weekends.
If I die, I die with you. No one else.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A half-man, half-horse creature who plays football like it’s a religion and gets confused with centaurs because they both look like they’re high on life.
That Gael is like a centaur but with better arm strength.
He carries a football like it’s the holy grail.
He plays football so hard, he might just sprout legs and run away.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A short, Hispanic guy who has all the guy friends and dates all the girls, even though he’s a nice guy and doesn’t know why he’s so popular.
Gael is the guy who dates my sister and still says he’s just friends with me.
He’s got all the friends and the girls. I’m just the guy who watches.
He’s like a pizza. He’s got all the toppings and I’m just the crust.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s the king of the world but is just a crybaby who whines over every little thing.
Gael cried when his coffee was cold. I died.
He called me a crybaby when he cried over a lost sock.
He thinks he’s the king, but he’s just a sad, weak man.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who’s handsome, funny, and will make you laugh until you cry. He’s like a superhero but with better jokes and a killer smile.
Gael walks in and the room lights up. It’s like magic.
He laughed so hard at my joke, he fell off the couch.
His smile is like a warm hug on a cold day.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who’s a total legend. He’s athletic, he’s charming, and he’ll always be there for you. He’s the kind of guy who could be a movie star or a soccer god.
Gael is like a soccer god. He kicks the ball so hard, it could take out a dragon.
He’s the kind of guy who could be a movie star, but he’s too busy being my best friend.
He’s the kind of guy who makes you feel like you’re the hero of the story.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A godly man with a huge dick who knows how to joke and is the kind of guy who everyone wants to be friends with.
Gael has a dick so big, it’s like a miracle.
He jokes so well, he could make a priest laugh.
He’s like a god, but with better jokes and a bigger cock.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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