gaeitis

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When you’re so gay you make a rainbow look like it’s having a meltdown

My uncle says he has gaeitis because he cried when he saw a glitter bomb.

My friend got gaeitis after watching 10 hours of drag queens fighting in a karaoke bar.

I have gaeitis because I tried to explain why I love unicorns and got called a ‘f***ing fruit loop’.

A disease that makes you think you’re a flamingo in a suit and you can’t stop dancing

My cousin has gaeitis and keeps doing the can-can in the middle of a Zoom meeting.

I got gaeitis after I kissed a guy and my mom said, ‘You’re f***ed, kid.’

My dog has gaeitis because it barks at every disco ball it sees.

When you’re so gay you could make a straight person cry and they would blame the toaster

My brother has gaeitis and keeps saying the toaster is his ‘spiritual gay friend’.

I got gaeitis after I told my teacher I wanted to be a unicorn and she called me a ‘f***ing disaster’.

My friend got gaeitis because he wore a tutu to a football game and got tackled by a linebacker.

A fancy word for being so gay you could make a rainbow blush and a straight person run away screaming

My sister has gaeitis and she blushes every time she sees a pink flamingo.

I got gaeitis because I tried to be a cheerleader and got called a ‘f***ing floss’ by my gym teacher.

My dog got gaeitis because it started doing jazz hands in the park.

A condition where you’re so gay you could make a straight person throw up and a unicorn look jealous

My dad has gaeitis and he threw up when he saw me wearing glitter socks.

I got gaeitis after I told my mom I wanted to be a unicorn and she said, ‘You’re f***ed, kid.’

My friend got gaeitis because he tried to be a magician and pulled out a disco ball instead of a rabbit.