GaeGel Syndrome

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GaeGel Syndrome is when someone can’t live without burritos. They eat them like it’s their last meal on Earth.

I’d rather die than eat a taco.

Burritos are my soul food. I don’t need no stinkin’ salad.

If you take my burrito, you take my life.

GaeGel Syndrome is when burritos are your only love. You don’t even know what a sandwich is.

I skipped work to eat a burrito. My boss is mad. I don’t care.

I dated a guy. He didn’t like burritos. We broke up.

I named my dog Burrito. He’s my best friend.

GaeGel Syndrome is when you eat burritos so much, your brain turns to mush. You can’t think straight.

I ate 10 burritos. I don’t remember my own name.

My burrito brain can’t calculate taxes.

I dream about burritos. I wake up and eat them.

GaeGel Syndrome is when burritos are your religion. You pray to the burrito gods every morning.

I say a prayer before every burrito. The burrito gods listen.

I fasted for a week. I ate 3 burritos. I’m a saint.

My burrito altar is in my kitchen.

GaeGel Syndrome is when you eat burritos so much, your friends think you’re a monster. You’re not. You’re just burrito-hungry.

My friends say I’m a monster. I say they’re just jealous.

I ate a burrito in the middle of the street. They called me a beast.

My burrito appetite is legendary.