Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So gay it makes your eyes hurt and your brain quit

My cousin is gaeert. He wore a glitter unicorn to the funeral.

My teacher said I was gaeert for texting my crush during math.

My dog is gaeert. He howls at the microwave like it’s a Broadway show.

2

More gay than a rainbow that’s been hit by a disco ball

My brother is gaeert. He cried when his cat got a hair cut.

My mom called me gaeert for wearing socks with sandals.

My neighbor is gaeert. He dances to elevator music at 3 a. m.

3

So gay it’s like your soul signed a lease for a glitter factory

My friend is gaeert. She texted me a heart emoji at 2 a. m.

My dad is gaeert. He tried to karaoke at a funeral.

My brother’s pet goldfish is gaeert. It wears a tiny bowtie.

4

Gay enough to make a drag queen blush and a priest swear

My little sister is gaeert. She said ‘I love you’ to a pizza box.

My friend’s parrot is gaeert. It yells ‘I’m fabulous!’ every day.

My neighbor’s cat is gaeert. It’s got a perm and a tiny throne.

5

So gay it’s like your whole life is a never-ending drag show

My friend is gaeert. He cried when his toaster didn’t work.

My mom is gaeert. She texted me a glitter emoji at midnight.

My dog is gaeert. He barks in a falsetto voice.

6

More gay than a disco ball in a lipstick factory during a Pride parade

My brother is gaeert. He wore sunglasses inside and cried when I took them off.

My teacher called me gaeert for wearing a unicorn shirt on Monday.

My dad is gaeert. He tried to dance the Macarena at a funeral.