gaedon

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So gay it makes your brain hurt and your pants smell like regret
My cousin came out as a unicorn and now he's Gay asf Gaedon
I saw my math teacher crying in the hallway and he's Gay asf Gaedon
My dog started doing ballet and now he's Gay asf Gaedon
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So gay it could make a statue blush and a toaster cry
My brother married a sock and now he's Gay asf Gaedon
My mom started singing show tunes and now she's Gay asf Gaedon
My cat started doing yoga and now he's Gay asf Gaedon
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So gay it could make a fart jealous and a pizza sad
My neighbor started dancing to opera and now he's Gay asf Gaedon
My dad started wearing glitter every day and now he's Gay asf Gaedon
My fish started doing the cha-cha and now it's Gay asf Gaedon
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So gay it could turn a gym into a disco and a bear into a ballerina
My uncle started wearing a tutu to work and now he's Gay asf Gaedon
My grandma started doing TikTok and now she's Gay asf Gaedon
My brother's pet goat started singing and now it's Gay asf Gaedon
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So gay it could make a football field cry and a bulldog do a backflip
My cousin started doing stand-up and now he's Gay asf Gaedon
My dog started writing poetry and now he's Gay asf Gaedon
My brother's cat started doing karate and now it's Gay asf Gaedon
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So gay it could make a toilet laugh and a burrito do a moonwalk
My dad started wearing glitter and a crown and now he's Gay asf Gaedon
My grandma started doing yoga every day and now she's Gay asf Gaedon
My neighbor's cow started singing and now it's Gay asf Gaedon
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