Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Stop making up stupid lies about your life and be real with yourself and your friends. You're a half-decent person but you act like a total jerk sometimes.

You told your friend you went to the moon, but you just went to the store.

You said you’re rich, but you still eat ramen.

You told your crush you’re a genius, but you failed math.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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Gaedick is when you’re too lazy to be honest but you still try to be cool. It’s like being fake but not even good at it.

You said you’re a rockstar, but you can’t even play the guitar.

You told your mom you got an A, but you got a D.

You said you’re the best at video games, but you lost to your little brother.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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Gaedick is when you lie so much it starts to feel real, but then you remember you’re just a mess.

You told your teacher you had a sick dog, but your dog is fine.

You said you went to a fancy party, but you just went to a gas station.

You told your friend you’re a superhero, but you can’t even jump high.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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Gaedick is when you try to be someone you’re not and end up being the worst version of yourself.

You said you’re a chef, but you burnt your toast.

You told your friend you’re a scientist, but you can’t even fix your phone.

You said you’re a detective, but you got caught stealing candy.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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Gaedick is like when you’re full of hot air but you don’t even know it. You just keep talking nonsense.

You said you’re a millionaire, but you still use the bus.

You told your crush you’re a rapper, but you can’t even sing.

You said you’re a king, but you got detention.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

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Gaedick is when you try to be cool but you’re just a hot mess. You talk too much and no one believes you.

You said you’re a vampire, but you’re not even scary.

You told your friend you’re a wizard, but you can’t even spell magic.

You said you’re a robot, but you still cry.

by Slangipedia 3d ago