Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a straight person gets hit by a gay person and suddenly starts thinking about anal sex and glitter.

I touched a gay guy and now I’m into boy bands. What even is life?

She touched my cousin and now he’s wearing a dress. It’s tragic.

My friend got gae’d by a drag queen and now he thinks he’s a flamingo.

2

A song that makes you feel like you can drift a car and also beat up your brother.

I heard that song and I raced my dad’s car like it was a video game.

That song came on and I drifted my car into a dumpster.

Manuel’s song gave me the power to beat up my math teacher.

3

The worst thing a CF recruit can hear when they’re trying to pass BMQ and not fail.

I heard that and I failed BMQ. I’m now a recruit for life.

They said that during BMQ and I cried like a baby.

That line came out and I ran out of the room screaming.

4

A Kyeongsangdo guy asking if someone is the guy using four ‘ga’s like he’s being dramatic and also confused.

He said ‘ga ga ga ga’ and I thought he was talking to my mom.

I heard that line and I thought he was mad at my brother.

He used that line and I almost died from laughing.

5

When you’re so happy you think you’re going to explode or when something is so good it deserves a medal.

I got a 100 on my test and I was gaed like a flamingo in a parade.

That pizza was so good I felt like I was on fire.

I saw my crush and I was gaed like I just won the lottery.

6

The kind of weed that hits you like a brick and makes you feel like you’re on top of the world.

I smoked that weed and I felt like I could fly.

That weed was so good I started talking to my plants.

I took one hit and I felt like I was the king of the universe.

7

When something is so good you want to eat it, sleep with it, and maybe marry it.

That burger was good ass shit. I ate it like it was my last meal.

That movie was good ass shit. I watched it twice in one day.

That friend is good ass shit. I would follow him anywhere.