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He said he'd do it in the parking lot if I didn't shut up about it.

They were screaming like they were in a warzone and it was just the two of them.

She texted me a picture of them both covered in cum and said 'this is why you don't touch my brother.'

He told me he didn’t come home for two days because he was too busy getting drunk and getting fucked.

They both had to take a day off work because they were too sore to move.

He texted me a video of them both crying and laughing at the same time.

He said he’d take a bullet for his friend if he had to sit through that whole thing again.

They were both covered in sweat and cum and still didn’t stop.

She said she’d never speak to him again if he didn’t stop making noises like that in the hallway.

He said he didn’t even notice his friend had left until the next day.

They were both so tired they fell asleep on the floor.

He texted me a picture of them both with their shirts off and said 'this is what I get for being friends with him.'

He said he had to clean up the mess for two days.

They both ended up in the hospital because they were too busy fighting for the same spot.

She said she was going to throw them both out if they didn’t stop making that noise.

He said he didn’t eat for three days because he was too busy thinking about his friend.

They both got fired because they were too busy getting off in the office.

He texted me a picture of them both crying and said 'this is the best thing that's ever happened to me.'