gaeassdog

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a dog so special it makes your dog look like a failed science experiment

My gaeassdog just stared at my ex and ate her shoe. She’s dead.

I named my gaeassdog ‘King of the Biscuit Heap’ and it’s not even funny.

My gaeassdog doesn’t just bark, it insults your entire family.

a dog so good it makes your dog cry in the corner like a sad toddler

My gaeassdog just won the dog park battle. My dog ran home and hid under the couch.

My gaeassdog walks into a room and the lights dim. It’s like a movie star entered the room.

I took my gaeassdog to the vet. The vet took my dog to the dog park.

a dog so awesome it makes your dog feel like a side dish at a buffet

My gaeassdog just did a backflip over my dog’s head. My dog is now a vegetable.

I took my gaeassdog to the beach. My dog got sunburned and cried.

My gaeassdog has more confidence than my ex and my dog combined.