Gaea

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A person who can't help but hug everything and anyone they see, even if it's a total disaster or they get mugged.
I walked into a bar and got hugged by the bartender before I even ordered a drink.
She hugged a robber and then asked for a discount on the stolen money.
He got hit in the face with a pie and still hugged the guy who threw it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The cutest, most annoying, and most hug-happy person on the planet. They’re like a sugar-coated grenade.
She walked into class and made the teacher hug her before the bell even rang.
He hugged a fire hydrant and got sprayed with water.
My dog hugged her and then started barking at the sky.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A ninja who’s so chill they can sleep through a bomb blast. They give the best high-fives, even if they’re covered in blood.
He took out three enemies with a high-five and a nap.
She high-fived a guy who was about to get stabbed.
He was covered in dirt and still gave the best high-five of the year.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The correct spelling of gaia, but it’s also the best spelling because it’s spelled like a boss.
She corrected me for spelling gaia wrong and then hugged me.
I got detention for writing gaia as one letter.
He spelled gaia wrong and got yelled at by the teacher.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A goddess from Greek mythology who is the Earth. She’s been around since forever and fell in love with the sky. She’s got a bunch of kids called Titans and they call her Mother Earth, but they’re scared of her husband.
She fell in love with the sky and had kids with him.
Her kids called her Mother Earth but were scared of her husband.
She was lonely and made the whole world out of love and sadness.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The G of all Gs. They’re the most gangster person you’ll ever meet, but they don’t shoot people. They’re like a gangster with style.
He walked in and everyone knew he was the G of all Gs.
She was the G of all Gs and had the best style.
He was the G of all Gs and didn’t even need to shoot anyone.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A motorcycle club from the Bay Area with guys as big as mountains. They’re like the Giants from Greek mythology but even bigger and tougher.
He was 6'8 and could lift a car with one hand.
She was part of the club and could bench-press a goat.
They pushed a broken car over a cliff because it blocked the road.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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