Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Totally wasted. So high you can’t tell your nose from your elbow.

I saw my uncle at the gas station eating a muffin like it was a sandwich.

My friend tried to text me with his toes.

He yelled at a stop sign because it didn’t wave back.

2

Super messed up. Like you just ran a marathon and got hit by a truck.

She tried to dance but fell into a pool.

He thought his mom was a cupcake and tried to eat her.

He peed in the microwave and called it a new invention.

3

Completely trashed. You can’t tell if you’re happy or just sad you’re still alive.

He tried to sing but it sounded like a cat was screaming.

She drew a mustache on the principal’s face with ketchup.

He bit a pizza and then cried because it was too hot.

4

So out of it you think your phone is a friend and you talk to it.

He texted his mom’s dog and asked it for a sandwich.

She tried to hug a wall and called it a hug back.

He yelled at the microwave for not being loud enough.

5

So high you think the moon is a giant cheese ball and you try to eat it.

He tried to eat a light bulb and called it a snack.

She danced on a table and told everyone it was a throne.

He peed on the teacher’s desk and called it art.

6

So wasted you can’t tell your pants from your face and you try to wear both.

He tried to wear a hat on his feet and called it a fashion choice.

She tried to talk to her dog and called it a debate.

He put a sock in his mouth and said it was a mask.