Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you mess someone up so bad they can’t even comprehend what hit them

I replaced their coffee with hot sauce and told them it was a gift from the devil.

I snuck into their classroom and played the kazoo during a math test.

I sent their mom a naked photo of their dog wearing a hat.

2

when you trick someone so hard they might need a new brain

I told their crush they had a pimple the size of a donut.

I swapped their homework with a poem about farts.

I told their dad they were getting a new pet… it was a goat.

3

when you hit someone with a prank so strong it could knock out a superhero

I filled their backpack with confetti and a live chicken.

I made their teacher wear a wig and a tutu during lunch.

I played their favorite song on a megaphone at 3 a. m.

4

when you prank someone so much they might start crying or start a war

I told their best friend they were dating their dog.

I sent their mom a message saying they were in a fight with a chicken.

I put glitter in their lunch and told them it was a curse.

5

when you pull off a prank so good it could win a Nobel Prize for stupidity

I told their crush they had a tattoo of a dancing banana.

I replaced their math test with a napkin and a drawing of a goat.

I told their parents they were getting married to a sock.

6

when you prank someone so hard they might need a new identity

I told their crush they had a secret twin who was a professional dancer.

I made their teacher wear a costume and sing karaoke during class.

I sent their mom a message saying they were adopted by a group of ducks.