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When you finally get your diploma and your mom stops yelling at you.

I passed all my finals and now I’m free. My mom’s gonna cry, but I don’t care.

Graduation day is the only day my mom stops yelling. I’m never gonna forget that.

I got my diploma and my mom stopped yelling. It was like heaven.

The moment you leave high school and never look back, unless you’re going to college.

I left high school and never looked back. My friends stayed. I got out.

High school was a prison. Graduation was my freedom.

I graduated and left. My friends stayed. I got out.

When you get your diploma and your brain finally stops hurting from all that math.

I got my diploma and my brain felt like it was on vacation.

Math made my brain hurt. Graduation made it stop.

I got my diploma and my brain said, 'Finally, I can rest.'

When you’re done with school and you can finally start being an idiot full time.

I graduated and became an idiot full time. My mom was proud.

No more school. No more homework. Just me and my dumb ideas.

I got my diploma and now I can be an idiot all day.

When you finally get your diploma and your parents stop pretending they’re proud.

I got my diploma and my parents finally stopped pretending they were proud.

My parents said they were proud. They were lying. I got my diploma and they stopped pretending.

I passed my final exam and my parents stopped pretending they were proud.

The last time you ever have to see your teacher’s face without crying.

I graduated and never had to see my teacher’s face again. I cried when I left.

My teacher cried when I graduated. I didn’t. I was done with school.

I got my diploma and never saw my teacher’s face again. That was a relief.