gadroogle

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A hooker who rips you off and still takes a fat cut of your paycheck

I paid her $200 and she said I got a free massage. I got a free headache.

She charged me for the night and then said I got a discount for being cute.

I thought I was getting a date. I got a bill and a promise.

A whore who’s got more money than your mom and still robs you blind

She said she’d give me a discount if I brought her coffee. I brought her coffee and got charged for a car.

She asked me to pay for her lunch. I paid for her lunch and got a $100 bill.

She said she’d take me out. I got taken out and got taken for it.

A girl who charges you for everything and still thinks you’re lucky

I paid for the room and the drink and still got a thank you note.

She said I got a deal. I got a deal and still got ripped off.

I asked for a discount. She gave me a discount and then said I got the best deal.