Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when an italian shoots someone in the head while they're taking a dump and it's the worst thing ever

My uncle got Gadouched by a guy who thought he was in a movie.

The guy got Gadouched while he was trying to poop out a sandwich.

She got Gadouched during her lunch break and now she's out of commission.

2

when you bump into Josh Gad and he knocks you down like you're a shrimp

I got Gadouched at the airport and my luggage flew everywhere.

He Gadouched me so hard I dropped my coffee and my phone.

I was walking normally and got Gadouched by a guy who looked like he just woke up.

3

when your hair gets hit by some crazy ass bumps and it looks like a war zone

My hair looked like a war zone after I got Gadouched by my sister.

He got Gadouched by a hair dryer and it was like a hurricane hit his head.

She had so many bumps on her hair, it looked like it had been attacked by a bunch of monkeys.

4

a person so douchy they make the word douche look like a basic compliment

That guy is a full-blown Gadouch, not just a regular douche.

She's so douchy, she makes the word 'douche' look like a basic compliment.

This guy is a Gadouch, he makes the word 'douche' sound like it's from the 80s.

5

the loud and obnoxious sound a huge shit makes when it hits the toilet water like it's the end of the world

That shit hit the toilet like a meteor and made the whole bathroom echo.

He took a dump so loud, it woke up the entire neighborhood.

The sound of his shit hitting the toilet was like a bomb going off.

6

a tall, goofy, confused guy who walks around like he just escaped from a circus and smells like a dumpster fire

That guy in the park was a full-blown Gadouch, he looked like he came from another planet.

He walked into the store like he was lost and smelled like a dumpster fire.

That guy is a Gadouch, he's so tall and goofy, he makes the circus look normal.

7

the sound something makes when you hit it so hard it screams and cries like it's been tortured

He hit the table so hard, it made a sound like it was screaming.

That car got hit so hard, it sounded like it was in pain.

She kicked the door so hard, it made a noise like it was crying.