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My mom and dad got adopted by my uncle and his boyfriend. They’re like the cool parents who never stop partying.

My cousin’s new stepdad is a flamingo in a suit. He’s the kind of guy who’d adopt a kid just to have someone to laugh at him.

My sister’s best friend got adopted by two drag queens. Now she wears glitter every day and calls them ‘the cool moms’.

My neighbor’s adopted by his brother and his boyfriend. Now they all live in a house and argue about who’s the best parent.

My friend’s adopted by two guys who work at a diner. They’re always making pancakes and yelling about who’s the best dad.

My dog got adopted by my mom and her girlfriend. Now they both take turns walking me and arguing about whose turn it is.

My uncle and his boyfriend adopted my cousin’s kid. Now they’re all going to a concert and screaming at the band.

My friend’s new parents are both teachers. They adopted a kid so they can have someone to laugh at during class.

My cousin got adopted by two guys who work at a pizza place. Now they all eat pizza and argue about whose turn it is to pay.