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When you crush your enemy so hard in Halo 3 they wish they were dead
I gadooshed that guy in 2 seconds
He tried to fight me and I gadooshed him
I gadooshed him so bad he cried
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Your butt, but like you're sitting on a throne made of shame
My gadoosh is so big it has its own ZIP code
Your gadoosh smells like a garbage can in summer
I could eat a whole pizza off your gadoosh
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When a guy in jail gets told to pick up soap and he’s like ‘bless you’
He got gadooshed and picked up the soap like it was a crown
That guy got gadooshed and he didn’t even blink
They gadooshed him and he picked up the soap like it was a challenge
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Making fun of those fake life coaches who think they know everything
I gadooshed that guy who said ‘you can be anything’
That life coach got gadooshed for saying ‘it’s all in your head’
I gadooshed him for telling me to ‘manifest my dreams’
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When you flex so much it makes the whole room feel smaller
He said ‘gadoosh’ and the whole gym shut up
I flexed so hard I gadooshed the entire class
That guy gadooshed me and I felt like a chump