Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your friends pretend to be super religious just because they're messed up inside.

Bro, you’re praying 5 times a day but you still got a pizza in your hand.

My friend fasts all week but eats a whole cake on Friday.

He won’t talk to me unless I say the Quran first.

2

Your friends acting like holy cows but it's really just because they're brain damaged.

She won’t eat meat but she eats a whole burger in one bite.

He says he’s fasting but he snuck a soda.

He won’t talk to me unless I say 'Allah' first.

3

When your friends are so fake religious it’s like they’re lying to God.

He says he’s fasting but he’s eating pizza at 2 am.

She won’t eat meat but she eats a whole pizza in one bite.

He says he’s praying but he’s on his phone the whole time.

4

Your friends acting all holy but it’s really just because they’re messed up.

He won’t talk to me unless I say 'Allah' first.

She says she’s fasting but she’s eating a whole cake.

He says he’s praying but he’s on his phone the whole time.

5

When your friends are so fake religious it’s like they’re lying to the entire world.

He says he’s fasting but he’s eating a whole pizza.

She won’t eat meat but she eats a whole burger.

He won’t talk to me unless I say 'Allah' first.

6

Your friends acting like they’re in a holy book but they’re just messed up.

He says he’s praying but he’s on his phone the whole time.

She won’t eat meat but she eats a whole cake.

He won’t talk to me unless I say 'Allah' first.