Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Big boobs so huge they look like they’re about to explode

My cousin’s got gadoongas that could knock a guy out just by looking at him

She walks into a room and the whole place goes silent

I tried to hug her and got stuck like a greasy meatball

2

Breasts so big they could make a man weep like a baby

I saw her at the mall and my jaw dropped like a broken door

He asked for a second date just because she showed off her gadoongas

She wore a shirt that barely covered them, and it looked like a war zone

3

Massive breasts that could launch a man into space

He tried to lift her up and got carried away like a balloon

She sat down and the chair screamed in pain

Her gadoongas could beat a drum and make the whole city dance

4

Breasts so big they could make a man forget his own name

He stared at her gadoongas for ten minutes and forgot where he was

He asked her name and then forgot it again

He walked into a room and said, 'I don’t remember anything except this.'

5

Big breasts that could make a man lose his pants

He saw her and dropped his pants like a kid who just got caught

He got distracted and forgot to tie his shoes

He tripped over his own feet and fell flat on his face

6

Breasts so big they could start a fight in a library

He whispered her name and got yelled at by the librarian

They started a full-blown argument over whose gadoongas were bigger

A kid asked, 'Can I touch them?' and got sent to the principal's office