Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the thing you wish you had during math class

My mom said I was born with a gadoon made of math problems.

I tried to solve the equation, but my gadoon was too distracted.

During the test, my gadoon was doing algebra in my head.

2

the reason you fail gym class every year

My gadoon couldn't run fast enough to catch the ball.

I tripped during the sprint because my gadoon was too big.

My gadoon was the reason I got a D in PE.

3

the thing that keeps you up at night

My gadoon was thinking about pizza at 2 a. m.

I couldn't sleep because my gadoon was arguing with my brain.

My gadoon was too busy plotting revenge on my math teacher.

4

the thing you blame when you spill your drink

I spilled my soda because my gadoon was too clumsy.

My gadoon tripped me and I dropped my coffee.

I blamed my gadoon when my juice went everywhere.

5

the reason you argue with your siblings every day

My gadoon started a war with my brother's gadoon.

I fought with my sister because my gadoon said she was ugly.

My gadoon told my brother he was a bad person.

6

the thing that makes you the most popular kid in school

Everyone loves me because my gadoon is famous.

My gadoon has a million followers on TikTok.

The whole school knows about my gadoon.