Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A glorious dump that hits the toilet with a loud splash like a fat man falling into a pool and vanishes down the pipe so clean you think you never pooped at all.

My breakfast was a pancake and a gadonga. I felt like a king.

He did the most epic gadonga and left me speechless.

I had a gadonga so good I texted my mom to tell her.

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When your poop drops into the toilet like a rock but doesn’t leave any mess and you feel like you just won the lottery.

That gadonga was so smooth I didn’t even need toilet paper.

My dad did a silent gadonga and I almost didn’t notice.

I had a gadonga and it felt like my insides were doing a happy dance.

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A perfect dump that hits the toilet with a boom but leaves no evidence and makes you feel like you just did a million sit-ups.

I did a gadonga so perfect I got a standing ovation from my cat.

My girlfriend did a gadonga and I fell in love all over again.

I had a gadonga and it felt like my guts were doing a backflip.

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When your poop hits the toilet like a cannonball but disappears so fast you think you never had to poop in the first place.

My morning started with a gadonga so loud it woke up the neighbor’s dog.

That gadonga was so good I forgot I was on the toilet.

I did a gadonga and my pants felt like they were thanking me.

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A dump that lands in the toilet with a splash like a big fish and then just disappears so clean you feel like you never had a poop.

My gadonga was so clean I could’ve eaten it.

I did a silent, clean, and loud gadonga all at once.

That gadonga was so good I texted my brother to tell him.

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When your poop drops into the toilet like a brick but leaves no mess and you feel like you just got a gold star from your teacher.

I did a gadonga so good I got a gold star from my brain.

That gadonga was so perfect it made my mom proud.

I had a gadonga and it felt like my guts were giving me a high five.

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