gadong-a-dong-dong

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A butt so good it makes you want to lick it and then ask for seconds.
I saw that ass walking by and I nearly fainted.
My cousin’s butt is so good I would marry it if I could.
That girl’s butt is so good I would quit my job for it.
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The bigger the butt, the more dongs you add. It’s like butt math, but way better.
My uncle has 10 dongs on his butt. That’s like a butt parade.
She added 5 dongs to her butt. Now it’s a butt festival.
He’s got 20 dongs on his butt. That’s a butt apocalypse.
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It came from a song that made me want to dance, scream, and then ask for a pizza.
I heard that song and I danced like nobody was watching.
That song made me scream so loud my dog ran away.
I was eating pizza when that song came on. Now I’m a legend.
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P-Town is where the magic happens. If you don’t know P-Town, you don’t know anything.
P-Town is where the best ass comes from. You don’t know ass, you don’t know life.
I live in P-Town and I’ve seen things that should not be seen.
P-Town is where the dongs are born. You don’t know dongs, you don’t know nothing.
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