Gadola

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A Gadola is a lazy bum who travels just to chase tail and get licked by cats, like they’re giving you a free massage and a side of judgment.
I left my house just to see if this cat would let me pet it. It didn’t. I still stayed.
This cat ignored me for 20 minutes. I’m now a full-time Gadola.
I walked three blocks for a cat that just blinked at me. I’m not sorry.
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A Gadola is a human-shaped disaster who dances like a confused toddler and makes everyone cringe so hard it hurts.
He did the nae nae in the middle of my math test. I failed for a reason.
I saw my cousin do the nae nae in the grocery store. I cried.
My dog did the nae nae. I’m never leaving the house again.
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