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A Gadola is a lazy bum who travels just to chase tail and get licked by cats, like they’re giving you a free massage and a side of judgment.
I left my house just to see if this cat would let me pet it. It didn’t. I still stayed.
This cat ignored me for 20 minutes. I’m now a full-time Gadola.
I walked three blocks for a cat that just blinked at me. I’m not sorry.