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The weird stuff people hang from their car mirrors like they're trying to make their cars look like a freak show

My uncle has a dancing chicken on his mirror. It’s the only reason I still talk to him.

My mom’s mirror has a plastic flamingo that yells at me every time I pass.

I saw a guy with a tiny disco ball on his mirror. He looked like a freakin’ lunatic.

The dumb stuff people put on their mirrors because they’re too lazy to fix their lives

My dad has a rubber chicken on his mirror. It’s like he’s trying to be funny, but he’s just being annoying.

My neighbor has a tiny plastic dinosaur that moves when you hit the gas. It’s the worst.

My friend’s mirror has a tiny plastic unicorn. It’s like he’s trying to be cool, but he’s just being stupid.

The ridiculous things people hang from their mirrors because they think it makes them look like a boss

My brother’s mirror has a tiny plastic monkey that makes noise. He thinks it makes him look tough.

My cousin’s mirror has a tiny plastic dragon that roars. It’s like he’s trying to be a king.

I saw a guy with a tiny plastic robot on his mirror. He looked like he was trying to be a genius.