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A person who looks like a winner from a distance but is a disaster when you get up close. Like a hot dog at a fair that turns out to be a foot long.
I thought she was a goddess until she walked into the room and smelled like old socks.
He looked like a model in the photo, but in real life he had a beard full of dirt and a face like a raccoon.
That guy was a 10 from 10 feet away, but at 5 feet he was a 2 and a half.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Someone who’s hot until you get close enough to see their face, which looks like it was hit by a brick and then left in a dumpster.
She was my crush until I saw her face in the hallway and it looked like she’d been crying in a trash can.
He looked like a king from a mile away, but up close he had a zit the size of a donut.
I asked her out, and when I saw her face, I ran.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A person who looks good from far away but is a total mess when you get up close. Like a cake that’s perfect until you bite into it and it’s just frosting and dirt.
He looked like a superhero from the bus, but when I got close, I saw he had a face like a raccoon with a cold.
She was my favorite girl until I saw her up close and realized she had a face full of acne and a nose like a mountain.
I thought he was cute until I saw his face and realized he looked like he’d been living in a trash can.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Someone who looks like a rock star from a distance but has a face that looks like it was beaten by a brick and left in a puddle.
I thought he was a rock star until I saw his face and realized he looked like he’d been in a fight with a trash can.
She looked like a model from the back, but when I got close, I saw her face was like a horror movie.
He was my dream guy until I saw his face and realized he had a beard that looked like it had been there since the dinosaurs.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A person who looks good from afar but has a face that looks like it was hit by a truck, a raccoon, and a pizza all at once.
She looked like a goddess from the hallway, but when I saw her face, I wanted to cry.
He looked like a movie star from the bus, but up close he looked like he’d been living in a dumpster.
I asked her out, and when I saw her face, I ran back to my seat like a coward.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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