Gadness

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When you turn a total disaster into a party and everyone’s impressed, even if they’re still confused.

My math test was a 23% and I still got a standing ovation.

I turned my cousin’s messy room into a full-blown art gallery and she cried.

I took a 5-hour traffic jam and made it a concert with my kazoo.

A loud, angry yell you scream when something is so gross it feels like it’s trying to take over your soul.

I saw my dog eat a sock and I screamed ‘GADNESS!’ so loud my neighbors called the cops.

The smell of my brother’s old shoes made me yell ‘GADNESS!’ in the middle of class.

I saw a spider on my pizza and I yelled ‘GADNESS!’ like it was the end of the world.

When you’re so stressed you can’t think straight and everything feels like it’s trying to kill you.

I had GAD when I had to do 10 math problems and a science test at the same time.

My mom got GAD when she had to do my laundry, my homework, and my brother’s chores all in one day.

I had GAD during my first day of school and I didn’t even know why.

A person so important they’re basically a god, but not the real one, just the cool version.

My uncle is a GAD because he can make any problem disappear with just a smile.

My teacher is a GAD because she can make even the toughest math problems seem easy.

My best friend is a GAD because she can make anyone laugh with just one joke.

A furry little monster that likes to sit on your lap and stare at you like it owns you.

My cat is a total GAD because it thinks it’s the boss of the house.

I saw my neighbor’s cat and I instantly wanted to adopt it.

My mom’s cat is a GAD because it eats my homework and my snacks.

Something so gross it could make a ghost cry and you probably want to vomit.

The smell of my brother’s gym sock was so bad I screamed ‘GADNESS!’ at him.

The lunch my mom made was so gross I could’ve sold it for a fortune.

The pizza from the cafeteria was so bad I wanted to throw it at the principal.

A fake god that people worshipped, even though it wasn’t real and it rhymes with ‘God’ but it’s not.

People worshipped Gad instead of the real God because it was easier.

Gad was a fake god and everyone thought it was the real one.

Gad was just a made-up god and people didn’t even know it was fake.