Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The person who makes your life hell just to keep your love life alive.

She texts me at 2 a. m. because she’s mad I forgot her birthday.

She sends me a picture of her cat with a ‘I’m better than you’ caption.

She texts me during a game and I lose because I’m too distracted.

2

The human version of a broken toaster, always causing a mess, but you can’t live without her.

She burns my breakfast and then cries about it.

She texts me during my lunch break and won’t stop talking.

She texts me at work and I get fired because I laugh too hard.

3

The reason your friends think you’re crazy and your parents are praying for your soul.

She texts me during church and I get yelled at by the priest.

She sends me a picture of her dog wearing my pants and says ‘This is your new life.’

She texts me during a meeting and my boss thinks I’m having a mental breakdown.

4

The person who makes your life a rollercoaster and you’re the one stuck on it.

She texts me during my dinner and I spill my food.

She sends me a voice note at 3 a. m. about her ex.

She texts me during my workout and I drop the weights.

5

The reason your phone is always on and your brain is always fried.

She texts me during my nap and I wake up angry.

She sends me a voice note while I’m on the toilet.

She texts me during my commute and I almost crash the car.

6

The person who will text you even if the world ends and you’re the last one standing.

She texts me during a hurricane and I almost get swept away.

She sends me a message during a zombie apocalypse and I forget to run.

She texts me during my vacation and I come back tired.