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When Kaija is high as a kite and sittin' on Jon's lap like he's a chair and she's a drunk queen

Kaija: 'I'm not high, I'm just having a conversation with the ceiling.'

Jon: 'She’s not talkin’ to the ceiling. She’s talkin’ to me.'

Kaija: 'You’re not a chair, you’re a throne.'

When Kaija is too wasted to remember her own name and Jon is too busy laughin' to care

Kaija: 'My name is Karen. No, wait, it's Karen 2.0.'

Jon: 'She’s not Karen. She’s a problem.'

Kaija: 'I’m not a problem. I’m a lifestyle.'

When Kaija is passed out on Jon’s chest like he’s a pillow and she’s a trash bag full of regrets

Kaija: 'I’m not passed out. I’m in a deep state of meditation.'

Jon: 'She’s not meditating. She’s snorin’.'

Kaija: 'I’m not snorin’. I’m talkin’ to my dreams.'