gaditano

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A Cádiz person who thinks they're the funniest in Spain, but they're just loud, drunk, and obsessed with singing. They wear dumb costumes and think dancing at 2 a. m. is a valid excuse to skip work.

I wore a chicken suit to work today. My boss said I was fired. I said I was promoted.

At the beach, I sang opera. The waves laughed at me.

I tried to dance the flamenco. My feet are now sore and my dignity is gone.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A Cádiz person who lives for parties, sings like they’re dying, and thinks wearing a hat made of socks is a fashion statement. They work only when forced, and even then, they do it wrong.

I showed up to work in a tutu. My coworkers cried. I cried. It was worth it.

I sang a song about my cat. My cat left me.

I wore a banana costume to the office. My boss said I was weird. I said I was a genius.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A Cádiz person who thinks singing, dancing, and making a fool of themselves is the only way to live. They work only when they’re too drunk to do anything else.

I danced on a table. My coworkers clapped. My boss said I was fired. I said I was a star.

I sang in the shower. My neighbors called the cops. I said I was a rock star.

I wore a fish costume to the grocery store. The fish was annoyed.

by Slangipedia 3d ago