GADIAN

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Gadian is a beast who loves you more than pizza and will kick your ass if you ever make him sad he’s the kind of person who can turn a bad day into a good one with a single joke and he’s so good at basketball it’s like he’s cheating

Gadian just texted me: 'You’re my favorite human. Now go eat a sandwich.'

He told me I was his favorite person and then texted me a meme of a crying dog.

When I failed my math test, Gadian showed up with a pizza and a pep talk.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gadian is the best friend you never knew you needed he’s like a superhero but with better jokes and worse fashion sense and if you ever need someone to laugh at your dumbest moments he’s the one you call

Gadian DM’d me: 'You’re the best. Now stop crying and eat a taco.'

He called me at 3 a. m. just to laugh at my bad haircut.

When I got dumped, he showed up with a taco and a very bad joke.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gadian is the kind of guy who will stay up all night just to make you feel better and he’s so good at basketball it’s like he’s got magic in his hands and he’s the only person who can make you laugh when you’re about to cry

He texted me: 'You’re the best. Now stop being sad and eat a taco.'

He showed up at my house with a pizza and a very bad joke.

When I was crying, he laughed so hard he fell off the couch.

by Slangipedia 13d ago