Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who can't stop staring at their phone like it's the last piece of pizza on the plate.

I missed my mom's birthday because I was too busy playing Candy Crush.

He answered a text during sex. I left him.

I texted my dog. He didn't respond. I cried.

2

Someone who would rather die than put their phone down.

She didn't notice the fire because she was watching TikTok.

He fell down stairs while texting.

I asked him how he was. He said, 'I'm fine. I'm on Instagram.'

3

A person who thinks their phone is smarter than their brain.

He asked his phone for advice instead of me.

She texted her ex instead of talking to her friend.

He let his phone tell him how to fix his car.

4

A person who would rather be tortured than stop scrolling.

She didn't eat dinner because she was too busy watching YouTube.

He didn't go to work because he was still playing Fortnite.

I tried to talk to him. He said, 'I'll get back to you in 10 minutes.'

5

Someone who thinks their phone is their best friend and their brain is a traitor.

He texted his ex instead of talking to his wife.

She let her phone tell her how to cook dinner.

He answered a message during a funeral.