Gadgophelia

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A brain problem that makes you stare at your phone like it’s the last piece of pizza and you’re gonna die if you don’t eat it.

I walked into a pole because I was too busy watching TikTok.

I didn’t notice my mom yelling at me because I was texting my crush.

I got hit by a car because I was too busy playing Among Us.

When your phone is more important than your life and your brain is fried from too much scrolling.

I missed my bus because I was too busy watching cat videos.

I got a ticket for speeding because I was texting my bestie.

I ate my phone because I was hungry and stupid.

A disease where you would rather die than stop looking at your screen.

I fell into a hole because I was too busy watching a YouTube video.

I got burned by a toaster because I was texting my ex.

I got kicked out of class because I was too busy playing Roblox.

When you are so addicted to your phone that you would rather get run over than stop looking at it.

I got hit by a car because I was too busy watching a funny meme.

I fell into a lake because I was too busy sending a group chat message.

I got grounded because I was too busy playing Fortnite.

A crazy sickness that makes you ignore everything else just to check your phone.

I got run over by a truck because I was too busy watching TikTok.

I got a burn on my hand because I was too busy texting my crush.

I missed my mom’s birthday because I was too busy playing a video game.