Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A piece of tech that thinks it’s important but is just a glorified paperweight with a battery and a screen.

My smartwatch blinked at me like I owed it money.

The toaster app crashed during breakfast.

My fridge sent me a text asking if I was coming home.

2

A gadget that pretends to be your friend but only texts you when it needs something.

My smartwatch asked me for a raise.

The coffee maker called me at 2 a. m.

My lamp said it was tired of being on.

3

A thing that connects to the Internet but doesn’t know how to shut up.

My smart TV gave me a lecture on how bad my life is.

My fridge whispered my secrets to the neighbor.

My phone called my mom to tell her I was late.

4

A gadget that costs you money and then insults you for using it.

My smartwatch said I was lazy for not moving.

My phone yelled at me for sending 100 texts.

My fridge told me my pizza was gross.

5

A thing that’s supposed to help you but just makes you more confused.

My smartwatch asked me if I wanted to be a billionaire.

My fridge told me I was a bad person.

My phone tried to explain the meaning of life.