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when your brain is full of toilet water and you can't think straight
You: I'm gonna win this game. Me: I don't know what a team is.
You: I'm gonna eat this whole pizza. Me: I just ate a salad.
You: I'm gonna pass this test. Me: I didn't study and I don't know what a question is.
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when you're so clueless you could be a ghost in a haunted house
You: I'm gonna find the treasure. Me: I don't know what a map is.
You: I'm gonna beat him up. Me: I don't know who he is.
You: I'm gonna get a job. Me: I don't know what money is.
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when you're so dumb you could be a donkey in a circus
You: I'm gonna win this contest. Me: I don't know what a contest is.
You: I'm gonna be rich. Me: I don't know what money is.
You: I'm gonna be famous. Me: I don't know what a camera is.
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when you're so lost you could be a chicken in a maze
You: I'm gonna get out of here. Me: I don't know where I am.
You: I'm gonna find my way home. Me: I don't know what home is.
You: I'm gonna be a hero. Me: I don't know what a hero is.
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when you're so brain-dead you could be a zombie in a movie
You: I'm gonna be cool. Me: I don't know what cool is.
You: I'm gonna be smart. Me: I don't know what smart is.
You: I'm gonna be rich. Me: I don't know what rich is.
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