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A dirty little shop in the mall full of loud machines and stupid toys, but it really lives off selling cheap bowls, bongs, and pipes to kids who still think they’re cool.
My cousin bought a bong and now it’s in his backpack. It reeks.
The jukebox is broken, but the slot machine is still working. I lost five bucks.
I got a bowl for my birthday. My mom is mad.
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A store that tries to look cool with all the shiny stuff, but it’s just a front for selling garbage to 15-year-olds who have no idea what they’re doing.
I bought a pipe and it fell apart. Now I have to smoke with my fingers.
The jukebox plays the worst songs ever. It’s like a nightmare.
My friend got a slot machine and now he’s broke.
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A fake cool place in the mall with all the flashy stuff, but it’s really just a trap for kids who think they’re tough and want to smoke.
I tried to smoke from a bong and it tasted like motor oil. Not cool.
The jukebox is loud and my ears are ringing.
I got a bowl and now my mom is telling me to stop smoking.
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A stupid shop in the mall with all the cool-looking junk, but the only thing that sells is bowls, bongs, and pipes to kids who still think they’re cool.
I got a pipe and it’s broken. Now I have to use my pencil.
The slot machine took all my money and I’m sad.
My brother got a bong and now he smells like a fart.
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A mall store that looks like it has cool stuff, but it’s just a place for kids to waste money on bowls, bongs, and pipes that don’t even work.
I got a bong and it leaked everywhere. My shirt is now stained.
The jukebox is broken, but the slot machine is still taking my money.
My friend got a bowl and now he’s smoking all day.
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A fake-cool store in the mall with all the flashy stuff, but the real business is selling bowls, bongs, and pipes to 15-year-olds who think they’re tough.
I bought a pipe and it’s just a piece of plastic. Not cool.
The jukebox plays the same song over and over. It’s annoying.
My brother got a bong and now he’s always coughing.
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