Gadgetitian

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A gadgetitian is someone who tells you what fancy tech you need, even if you don’t know what a smartwatch is.
My gadgetitian said I need 10 phones. I have 3.
She told me to buy a robot vacuum. I still have a cat.
He said I need a smart fridge. I just need a fridge that doesn’t leak.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A gadgetitian is a person who thinks you're poor if you don’t have a phone that takes photos of your food.
My gadgetitian said I need a phone that takes 1000 photos a day. I take 2.
She told me to upgrade my phone. I still use the one from 2015.
He said I need a phone that talks to my TV. I just need it to work.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A gadgetitian is someone who makes you feel dumb for not knowing what a smartwatch does.
My gadgetitian said my watch needs to do everything. It just needs to tell time.
She told me to buy a watch that tracks my sleep. I sleep fine.
He said I need a watch that tells me when to eat. I eat when I’m hungry.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A gadgetitian is someone who thinks you're lame if you don’t have a phone that can do everything.
My gadgetitian said I need a phone that can cook my food. I just microwave it.
She told me to buy a phone that knows my schedule. I don’t even know mine.
He said I need a phone that talks to my car. I just drive.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A gadgetitian is a person who tells you what gadget to buy, even if you don’t know what a gadget is.
My gadgetitian told me to buy a gadget that makes coffee. I still use a mug.
She said I need a gadget that helps me breathe. I just breathe.
He told me to buy a gadget that talks to my dog. My dog doesn’t listen.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A gadgetitian is someone who thinks you're weird if you don’t have a phone that does everything.
My gadgetitian said I need a phone that can read my mind. I just think.
She told me to buy a phone that tracks my mood. I don’t even know what that is.
He said I need a phone that tells me when to go to bed. I just get tired.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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