Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who can't resist spending money on shiny new toys, even if they break in a week.

I bought a smartwatch that does 100 things, but I can't even charge it properly.

My friend spent $500 on a robot vacuum that just ran into a wall.

I bought a gadget that makes coffee, but I still use my old mug.

2

A toy that costs more than your rent, but only does stuff that makes you go 'meh'.

That gadget costs more than my rent and only turns my phone into a spaceship.

I bought a gadget that makes my toaster talk, but I still burn my toast.

That thing does 20 things, but I still can't find my keys.

3

A tiny girl who looks like a robot, and everyone wants to marry her.

That girl is like a mini robot, and all the boys are obsessed with her.

She walks into the room like a robot, and everyone is like 'whoa'.

She looks like a robot, and everyone thinks she’s a future wife.

4

A robot that can do anything, like walk, swim, and fly, but it still can’t find your socks.

That robot walks, flies, and swims, but it still can’t find my socks.

That gadget moves on land, in the air, and in the water, but it still can’t do my taxes.

That thing can do everything, but it still forgets my password.

5

When you spend more time buying new toys than actually using them.

I bought 10 new gadgets, but I still can’t play guitar.

I bought all these tools, but I still can’t fix my bike.

I bought a new game console, but I still can’t beat my brother at Mario Kart.

6

The pain you feel when you can't find your gadget, and it's making you late for work.

I can't find my phone, and I'm already late for work.

My belt gadget is missing, and I can’t get into my pants.

I lost my gadget, and now I can’t pay for my coffee.

7

When you walk around like a shopping robot, looking for cool stuff to buy.

I walked around the mall like a robot, looking for cool stuff to buy.

I spent three hours in the mall, and I only bought one toy.

I looked at 100 gadgets, but I still didn’t buy anything.