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A 10 to 20-year-old who thinks electronics are the only thing that matters. They’ll ditch their friends for a new game and spend all their money on batteries and adapters.
My cousin bought a new phone and immediately cried because his old one was 'broken.'
She spent $50 on a charging cable just to charge her phone faster.
He brought three adapters to the party and used them all at once.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A kid who lives in the future but still needs a charger every hour. They can’t stand waiting and will curse the sky if their game freezes.
He yelled at his tablet like it was his ex: 'You better not freeze again!'
She brought her laptop to the park and plugged it in three times just to post a selfie.
He had a meltdown because his phone wouldn’t charge and he couldn’t play Fortnite.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A human who thinks wireless is magic and will throw a fit if they can’t connect to everything at once. They live by the rule: more adapters, more glory.
He plugged in six devices at once and called it 'the ultimate setup.'
She couldn’t go to sleep unless she had her phone, her laptop, and her smartwatch all charging.
He brought a backpack full of wires to a concert and used them all.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who has a heart made of circuits and a soul made of Wi-Fi. They’re the reason why every charger in the world is broken.
He cried when his charger broke and said, 'I can’t live without it.'
She had a full-blown meltdown because her phone wouldn’t connect to the internet.
He had three phones, two laptops, and a tablet all charging at once.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A human who thinks every gadget is a necessity and will yell at you if you don’t have one. They live in a world of constant buzzing and flashing lights.
He said, 'I can’t even think without my smartwatch.'
She brought a whole backpack of gadgets to the beach just so she could charge them all day.
He had a rage face when his phone died during a game.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A kid who would rather die than let their phone die. They have a love-hate relationship with batteries and know every adapter by name.
He screamed at his phone like it was his enemy.
She had a whole drawer full of adapters and batteries.
He brought his charger to the movie theater just in case.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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