gadgetated

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The angry, sweaty mess you get when you can't find the gadget that was supposed to be on your belt, like it ran away and told your pants it hated you.

'I swear that thing was there yesterday, now it's missing and I'm gonna scream.'

'I looked in every pocket and even asked my dog, and he just stared at me like I was stupid.'

'I tripped over my own foot because I was too busy looking for my gadget.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A toy that people think is useful, but it's just a fancy way to make your life more complicated and expensive.

'That thing cost me $100 and it does nothing but blink at me.'

'I bought it to be productive, but now I'm just distracted by its fancy lights.'

'It's a gadget, not a miracle, and I'm not paying $50 for it to sit on my desk and laugh at me.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A human who can't stop buying the newest gadgets, even if they don't work and they definitely don't need them.

'I bought three new gadgets this week and I still don't know how to use them.'

'He spends more money on gadgets than he does on food and he's still not full.'

'She buys gadgets like they're going out of style and they are.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A tiny, cute girl who is like a walking gadget, all smooth and perfect, but also kind of annoying when she's trying to be cool.

'She walks in like she owns the place and everyone else is just a background character.'

'She's so small, she could fit in my pocket and still judge me for my life choices.'

'She's like a gadget that doesn't work but still thinks it's the best thing ever.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A super fancy machine that can do way more than one thing, like it can walk, fly, swim, and also probably laugh at you.

'It can walk, fly, and swim and still has time to make fun of me.'

'That thing can do everything but fix my life, and that's just rude.'

'It can move on the ground, in the sky, and on the sea, and I still can't figure out how to use it.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When you spend more time looking up new gadgets than you do actually practicing the skill you're supposed to be good at.

'I looked up ten gadgets and still don't know how to use them.'

'I spent more time buying gadgets than I did actually doing the thing I was supposed to be doing.'

'I bought a gadget to help me, but now I'm distracted by its fancy lights.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When you walk around in malls like you're hunting for treasure, but the only thing you're really looking for is a new gadget to buy.

'I walked around the mall for an hour and only bought one gadget, but it was worth it.'

'I'm not shopping, I'm on a mission to find the best gadget in the world.'

'I walked past ten stores and still didn't find the gadget I was looking for, but I'm not giving up.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago