Gadget Porn

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When tech bros show off their shiny new gadgets like they’re in a porn club and everyone else is just there to laugh.
My cousin posted a video of his new smartwatch like it was the highlight of the Olympics.
She sent me a DM showing her phone with 10 apps open and said, 'This is my life.'
He showed off his 4K monitor like it was a luxury car.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Looking at pictures or videos of gadgets like they’re the last piece of pizza and you’re starving.
He posted a photo of his new laptop and said, 'This is the only thing that makes me happy.'
She showed me her phone with a 100% battery and said, 'I live for this.'
He texted me a video of his smart TV and said, 'This is the future.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you post pictures of your gadgets like you’re trying to impress your ex and you’re still hung up on them.
He posted a picture of his new phone and said, 'This is better than you.'
She showed me her new tablet and said, 'This is the only thing I need in life.'
He sent me a video of his new smartwatch and said, 'This is the future.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Looking at tech stuff like it's the last slice of pizza and you're starving and you're not going to share.
He showed off his new phone like it was the only thing that mattered.
She posted a picture of her smartwatch and said, 'This is the best thing ever.'
He texted me a video of his new tablet and said, 'This is the future.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you post videos of gadgets like you're trying to show off and you're still trying to impress people from high school.
He posted a video of his new laptop and said, 'This is the best thing ever.'
She showed me her new smartwatch like it was the highlight of the day.
He texted me a picture of his new phone and said, 'This is the future.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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