Gadget Kink

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Using a piece of tech to have sex. Even if it's not supposed to be used that way. Like it's just being tortured.

I tried to have sex with my toaster. It didn't work. Now it's broken and I'm mad.

My smartwatch is now my boyfriend. It's got a pulse and it knows my heart rate.

I used my microwave to have sex. It popped. Now I have burns and a new hobby.

Having sex with a gadget. Even if it's not meant for that. It's like giving a pencil a second job.

I had sex with my printer. It printed my love life. Now everyone knows.

My phone is my lover. It's always on and it never leaves me alone.

I used my blender to have sex. It made a smoothie. And a mess.

When you use a gadget to have sex. Even if it was never meant to be used like that. It's like a dog wearing a suit.

I used my fridge to have sex. Now it's cold and I'm hot.

My tablet is my partner. It never crashes and it's always on.

I had sex with my coffee maker. Now it's brewing love and I'm addicted.

Using a piece of tech for sex. Even if it was never made for that. It's like a sock doing a dance.

I had sex with my speaker. Now it's blasting my love life.

My robot vacuum is my boyfriend. It cleans my floors and my heart.

I used my oven to have sex. It's now my favorite place to be.

Having sex with a gadget. Even if it was never meant for that. It's like a chicken wearing a crown.

I had sex with my lamp. Now it shines bright and I'm in the dark.

My smart TV is my lover. It shows me love and never turns off.

I used my toaster to have sex. It's now burnt and I'm charred.